Country Dictionary

Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.

The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.

I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!

A capital gentleman from edinburgh.

What a grand splush!

To dominate or beat.

I'll splush on you!

Splush: That rush of love or desire for your significant other or crush. Not to be confused with a physical erection.

Splushing: spending a huge amount of love energy or desire randomly. Not to be confused with a physical erection.

Boy: sends text “BABE I F****** LOVE YOU”

Girl: “are you splushing right now”
Boy: “I SAID I F****** LOVE YOU”

Participating in acts of illegal substance use.

Matt and I totally went hardcore splushing last night.

The state of a hamster after you pet it and it relaxes

I petted my hamster for two minutes and now it is splushy

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.

Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.