A fork of Rural Dictionary
Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact
Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)
The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.
One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"
Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"
Stuffing your dick and balls against a glass window thus resembling Squidward's face.
My favorite way to pass time on the bus is to do The Squidward.
Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"
Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*