Country Dictionary

A person who is slow to catch on and having a mental block. Someone that annoys you, because they don't get it, it's like they are stuck at a stop sign while everyone else is moving forward.

"That guy is such a stop sign".

A large, red, rectangle-thingy bearing a white insignia intended for those with literary talent. As of yet it has been found to have no significant value other than serving as an excellent target for practicin' and obstructin' my view of them other trucks crossin my line of travel.

Red Nekk: "Officer, no 'fence but if the stinkin government wasnt usin' all ma tax money on putting up them useless rectangle stop sign thingys, maybe dead guy over there woulda seen me drivin this way and woulda stopped. Coulda saved this here wreck from hapenin'."

fat chick in red spandex

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?

When a girl comes close to climaxing, the man stops and smacks her in the face.

My girl is bruised up from that stop sign.

The big red sign at intersections thats meant to be stolen by kids/teens with nothing better to do

My friends and I stole a Stop Sign because we had nothing better to do

place where rednecks down portier rd go to worship at least 6 times a day off,and where most people down the road bring there dates for the first kiss

jimmy bring'in monna to dat there stop sign.

A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body

Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big