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Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

by $e9a May 21, 2009

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 18, 2019

Stretching

the act of smoking marijuana at any time anywhere

Hey, I'm feeling pretty tight, I think it's about time I went outside and started stretching. or You guys want to go stretch?

by Zach V March 09, 2009

Stretched

(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated. Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.

Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!

by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021

Stretched

A used and abused pussy..

Rick: Hey man how was becca last night. James: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched.

by secret =) September 13, 2006

stretch

a tall, skinny person. not necessarily weak. used to greet someone.

whats up stretch?

by O&APartyRock December 22, 2010

Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

by JediAndi September 03, 2005