A fork of Rural Dictionary
A singer-songwriter of Belgian origin. He is known to make girls fall in love with him purely because of his awesome outfits and adorable smile. Also, his accent is said to make grown men cry - it's that beautiful.
How we should all ditch school to marry Stromae so he can make us Belgian waffles every morning for breakfast.
The most delicious actor in Harry Potter, and possibly the most attractive man on earth. He plays Cormac McLaggen, the Quidditch player with the hots for Hermione. In real life, he has a long term girlfriend and a degree in neuroscience. He's also an underwear model. Basically, he's hot.
Girl 1: Remember in Harry Potter when Freddie Stroma licked the ice cream off his fingers? That was so hot.
Girl 2: Oh my god I know, he's beautiful.
Sexual desire in other words golgi.
Oh Im so Stroma, its almost like im golgi. 🤤 but naked. Man. Let me see your epidermis.
Stromae is mid his only good song is 'alors on dance dun dun dun dun dun dun' only weird dons like say for example Alexander maclay listens t o him
Stromae is fucking shit