A fork of Rural Dictionary
Strum, Wisconsin is a tiny town south of Eau Claire, WI. There population is just over 1,000. Kids who live in Strum attend Eleva-Strum High school, a school which dominates many sports. Strum is a great place to live and usually people from Strum are funny and nice. Everyone knows everyone. Typical small town. Full of Norweigans.
Typical Strum, WI:
Man: Hey what time does the post office close?
Woman: I don't know, call the Hardware store and ask them to look across the street to see if the open sign is up.
or
Man: I forgot to tell my wife to pick up hotdog buns at the grocery store! *calls Robbes*
Cashier: Robbes, this is Joyce.
Man: Hi is Mary in the store?
Joyce: You betcha, she just walked in.
Man: Could you please tell her to grab a pack of hotdog buns.
Joyce: Sure thing. Say, how is your mother doing? Is she out of the hospital now?
Man: She's doing well, thank you.
v. Masturbate, jerk off, wanker.
Javi was caught strumming in the bathroom with KickFag.
1. The ability to get something with ease through the skilled use of charisma and persuasion.
2. Spontaneous utterance when something works out in your favor.
"I just strummed that girl's number"
"Dude hooked it up with free food"
"STRUMMM!"
The female version of jacking off so hard
She’s so hot I want her to strum herself
Your mom : I love strumming mysel