A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.
A term used to describe a woman who sleeps with more that one man.
That woman you see across the lobby is a rumored to be a strumpet.
That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.
A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.
Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.
Musical instrument, like a trumpet but smaller. Played by inhaling air through nose.
Dee; 'Hey Jill, you gotta bring a musical instrument to the jamming session tonight'.
Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!
Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.
It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.
-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.
How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.
"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"