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A term derived from prison to describe the action of concealing an object up ones anal cavity.

To avoid getting caught, Johnny was suitcasing his glass dick before the cops arrived.

Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.

1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.

2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.

Shoving something up your ass thats no supose to go there.

The dude suitcased the drugs when the police pulled him over.

To his or conceal illegal contraband, via glory hole or poop shoot.

I had to get home without any bullshit hassle, so decided I was suitcasing it.

to hide things in your ass, usually used in jail

"wow who would of thought Dr Quin Medicine Woman could of suitcased 47 plastic army men, she is an inspiration to us all"

To pay for something all at once with cash, typically in a suitcase.

Fuck lay-away. Imma suitcase that TV, straight up.

I don't have no mortgage payments because when I bought that house, I suitcased it.

To place up one's ass.

I suitcased xtc last night, it was fuckin' weird.