A fork of Rural Dictionary
Todd AIDS. Bad luck. A Jinx. The Mush. The cooler. When he speaks, it is the kiss of death.
1. When you are sitting at the blackjack table with Todd or someone like him, and they say "you've got a winner with your 20" and then the dealer pulls 21 with 8 cards. TAIDS. 2. When you are watching your fantasy football team, and your player is having a good game, Todd comments on that and then your player gets hurt and is out for the year. TAIDS
hard to get to know but hella fucking cool once you do. insanely funny but dark sense of humor. will randomly drop stuff about their past that leave you taken aback for a minute, but leads you closer to them in the end. sort of weird but really cool. they’re also super helpful. at the end of the day, they’re different than anyone else you know, and you’re lucky as hell to know one.
“Hey, did you talk to Taid?” “Oh yeah, he made this super dark joke about death”
When you step on a rusty nail and miraculously get aids (probably from a human bean) afterwards.
Did you hear about Susan? She got taids yesterday.
A Type of Disease that makes your toes (usually big toe) appear to have some sort of discoloration. Symptoms- Staggering pain throughout your toe; bleeding and swelling. Looks like you toe fucked a zombie.
James has TAIDS after a stool was dropped on his foot at spoons.