A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word old ladies use to define penis.
Oh look Betty, little Johnny has a massive Tallywacker
The zipper of a FFA jacket
Ex: an FFA member screams “tallywacker” when another members jacket zipper is untucked
another word for a penis
wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker
To jack off.
Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.
"Please, tallywack me darlin.'"
The common act of shaking ones male reproductive organ to remove the last few drops of urine after a trip to the bathroom
‘John are you nearly finished on the loo’
‘Ill be right out steve, im just finishing tallywacking’
Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups
At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians
Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>