A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tarty martyr is one who is on an epic quest to find the perfect tart for which he will give his life
James: Ooh look that’s nice tart
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
adj. having the taste of a pop tart
n. a exsquisite tasting pop-tart; perferably cinnamon as that's the only good kind
I hate these cherry pop-tarts, but these cinnamon pop-tarts are pop-tarty-lious