A fork of Rural Dictionary
The reason the human race most likely will come to an end.
Technology such as wifi (5G radiation), A.I.
I hate tech it makes me get crippling depression
I hate Technology
No matter what new technology comes out, people will keep allowing themselves to get dumber and dumber.
Technology doesn't represent an advanced society of people, these are the same people they were before the technology came out, except now they have different gadgets.
Doing a chick doggystyle.
Guy#1: "Oh man that girl is UGLY, but she's all over me." Guy#2: "Dude that's why they invented technology."
The downfall of the western civilization.
That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.
The thing you're using right now. Whether it's a phone/tablet, a computer, or some console like an Xbox One or a PlayStation 4. Maybe even handheld like a PlayStation Vita or a 3DS. Maybe it's a more obscure (and terrible) console like 3DO or a PX 3600 (look them up, they exist). Whatever it is, it's technology. Seriously, go outside and get some sun. If you're on The Urban Dictionary, it's not like you're looking for definition that isn't sexual. You're probably bored and looking for something to do. Plus, i'm pretty sure you already goddamn know what technology is. Go outside. Take a walk. It could do some good.
Me: Hey, grandpa, wanna see my WiiU? Grandpa: How does this newfangled technology work!?!
A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for all sorts of gadgets.
"Technology rules!" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in conjuction with a hand sign meaning "I am a loser!")