A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.
-Are you alright? -FUCK NO! -Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up! -Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!
Tenders, also known as "Tendaaahs" refers to some hot women, typically in packs. These said "Tendahs" must be of legal age, otherwise they're just chicky nuggets... stay away from chicky nuggets. (Try this one out before you think it's bad, becuase trust us, it's good.)
"Yo, Brah, check out that 4 piece of chicken tenders!" "Dude that's what I'm talking about..."
Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.
Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.
Of or relating to tender acts. Compassion, warmth, affection, gentleness. Opposite of cruelty, violence, sadism, callousness, cynicism, bitterness.
"If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R-rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X-rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?" -Sally Struthers Adam stroked Kevin's hair, holding him with infinite tenderness while Kevin sobbed from a horrible day. Ellie's rigid expression melted into tenderness as she saw her daughter running toward her.
Talking about acts of kindness, compassion or precious moments. Referring to people who are quite muscular.
“Checkout Thomas giving TJ red roses for her birthday & to ask her to prom. So tender.” “OOOh he’s so tender. I love those muscles.”
A goaltender of the hockey descent.
The tender made a flashy glove save on the opposing team's penalty shot.