A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly
I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.
If you're in the middle of a sesh/sharing a smoke and you feel it is your turn for a hit. You simply say clinch it. And the smoker will take one last hoot and pass.
Dude you've been hogging that gagger all night. Clinch it. Clinch that bitch. Park man I'm sobering up. Clinch it you know the rules, puff puff pass.
Clinch: 1. A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick. 2. Rubbing penis on your face.
Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.
One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch? Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet. Emmet: Nice man, nice. Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag