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The Derps

A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.

Primer has a serious case of the derps.

Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.

by Str8 Derpin' April 04, 2011

The Derps

A slang term for Down's Syndrome.

What's wrong with that guy?

Oh, him? He has the Derps.

by The Gnargoyle October 25, 2010

derp-derp

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"

Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?

by Boston Terrierist May 11, 2009

Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

by Ilovebearnoises December 04, 2020

Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

by BobbyPink December 03, 2020

derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

by tophfan December 04, 2020

Derping

A term meaning scared and coughing

"All that derping for nothing!" -CallMeKevin

by Snake142 December 03, 2020