A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.
Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!" Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."
Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.
One of the first performance Mercedes' made by AMG. The car was the tiny 300E body with a tuned 6 liter conversion of the 5.6 liter V8 from the 560SEC. The engine, bored and stroked with new headers and 4 valves per cylinder, put out close to 400 horse power. A Renntech version produced 440bhp and 440lb. ft. of torque. The engine was so big, the entire electrical system was moved to the trunk and the cooling system was converted to electrical to conserve space. One of the greatest sleepers of all time, this car can beat most anything out on the road. With more power than a modern Corvette and the modest looks of the 300E 2.8, this is an amazing collector vehicle that is worth a look.
My mechanic George just sold his AMG Hammer for 27,000 dollars.
When a chick doesn't know how to give a handjob and places one hand around the penis and continuously pounds the head of the penis with the palm of her other hand, acting as a hammer.
Kristin gave me The Hammer last night. My dick is gonna be bruised for a week now.
The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice." Dude 2: "Fuck..."
A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.
After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.
Nickname for pro bowler Fred Williamson and given because of the blow to the head style, clothesline, forearm chop that he brutalized other players with. A blow that was perpendicular to the surface of the Earth. In other words he would swing his arm like a Hammer, at his opponent thus braking their helmet. This move is no longer legal in pro football. Inducted into the Indiana Football Hall of Fame in 1996.
Green Bay will feel the wrath of The Hammer. I'm gonna drop The Hammer on ya! Fred "The Hammer" Williamson