A fork of Rural Dictionary
'The ultimate' is the ultimate state of boredom where you decide to do all the letters forwards and backwards, then go diagonal backwards and forwards, then numbers forwards and backwards. Like so, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl1234567890987654321
Asha: *sigh* im sooo bored Starts to do 'the ultimate' on her laptop in class.
Refers to The Ultimate talk line which is a telephone chatting service where people can talk one on one or talk to eachother in group party rooms.
You've reached the Ultimate talk line. The greatest place to meet people from all over San Diego Right now.
The second definition for ultimate. Refers to something that is really great. Usually used in a expression of wishing or wanting something.
"That would be the ultimate!!" "Yeah, playing video games all day would be the ultimate!"
N. Slang term overconfident males might use to describe their penis.
Jonny: Hey Rachel, are you ready for a visit from the ultimator? Rachel: Maybe if i get my microscope.
The sexual act when both a penis and the testicals are inserted into the vagina
Damn, she was so loose I achieved the ultimate with ease!
As in ultimate frisbee- the game that is the sport that is rock.
Wanna go play ultimate? Yes, I do want go play ultimate, for it is the sport that is rock.
It is the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.
Here's an example quote from myspace.com/Bright503K "Life’s an intricate puzzle. Every piece has its place. Everything happens for a reason. God, our creator, is the ultimate mastermind" --KL