A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lesser-known sex move whereby the woman lays on her back and the man straddles her chest as if he were about to forcefully engage her mouth in oral pleasure. Then, before she knows what's happening, he grabs the headboard and pulls his dirty, hairy, sweaty ass up and onto her face, stifling her screams so the muffled yelling makes a distinct Chewbacca-like noise. The Wookie is brown, hairy, and results in loud, gutteral, nonsensical growling.
Gave the wife The Wookie last night. She was pissed but her impression was so good, I did it to her again.
another term for sex, especially when referring to it in the kitchen
Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Machoman is on a mission
Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Mumsillybabba, mumsillybabba
I'm so hot I'm always steaming
Baby baby you're not dreaming
More and more baby give me more
I'm a living microwave oven
Turn me on for a meal of loving
More and more baby give me more
Bubbling bubbling super beans
Splashing on my shirt and jeans
More and more baby give me more
Mixing trixing super drinks
I've got all the vitamins
More and more baby give me more
Machoman's food is so fine
Any day and any time
Let's do some
One who travels from show to show with no money and sometimes, not all wooks, steal food, beer, whiskey, drugs, or anything they can trade for them. the wookie usaully stinks like ten year old funk and often have the same dirty clothes on since the last time you saw them. Evil wookies often sell fake drugs to support the free spirited lifestyle they live.
Did you see those wookies passed out on the trail
A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)
Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.
The term wookied is meant to be an other word for getting so drunk you can no longer see straight. At this point the person who has been drinking tries to impersonate the crazy noise the wookie makes in the Star Wars movies. This could also be used as an "warning" for other people that are around the drunk person.
Man, I was so wookied last night I dont know how i got home.
Dude, guess what...... I AM WOOKIED!!! (impersonates the sound)