A fork of Rural Dictionary
The part of a douche bag that goes inside of a vagina. It is used as an insult, and is considered worse than just being called a douche or douche bag.
A machine that you should not look away from during calibration.
Please do not look away from......The Nozzle
A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.
There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.
Complete Obliteration of the female anatomy to the point where gender is unidentifiable.
We fucked for like 3 days str8. Lets just say Jessica was fully nozzled by the end of our sexcapade!
v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.
"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.