A fork of Rural Dictionary
Walking on the balls of your feet. Something that Timothy likes to do.
I tiptoed sneakily into the house so my parents wouldnt catch me
A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.
Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"
Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"
Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"
Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
1. To be careful not to offend.
2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.
As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.
I don't want tiptoe around this anymore. Let's be honest Carol, I like you as a friend but you're kinda a dick when guys are around.
1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.
2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.
2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.
A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.
ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.
My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.
A person who is averse to physical contact.
Originated by Deion Sanders as a pet name for Shaun Alexander, and also used by Warren Sapp to describe Brandon Jacobs.
Primetime called Alexander the Tiptoe Burglar! That dude did NOT want to get hit.