Country Dictionary

A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death. It's real, don't look it up.

Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?" Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"

The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).

You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism? Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.

Tomato said in a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?" Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."

made out of tomatoes

pico: honey its symptomatic im demolishing automatic wubdnhebhwb hunenimolsh tomatic boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh

Tomato said with a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?" Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"

Portuguese slang word for testicles, balls

"Já tenho os tomates cheios de esatres a falar para a piça!"

Is an anthropomorphic tomato who uses Twitter and somehow has followers like how wtf

tomat > borgar