A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tomato said in a southern accent
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?" Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."
Tomato said with a southern accent
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?" Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"
To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"
After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"
A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death. It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?" Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).
You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism? Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.