A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be worn out, or possibly drunk.
"I was absolutely tonkered last night"
n. The male genitalia; penis
"I have a big tonker"
"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"
noun
A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)
"As the election nears, the debate over tonker and lesbian marriage is a popular issue."
"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes