A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most outstanding, beautiful, sweet, sexy, freak in the bed, girl of ANYBODIES dreams.
Torre has a butt. That's my Princess Torre.
(Verb). To have a night out on the town, have a lot of very expensive drinks and finish the night without scoring.
Oh man, Johnny torres'ed so hard last night.
To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse. Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A. Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment. a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting
Hey Jake are you coming over for the party tonight? It's going to be great. - Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour. Jake never shows up. Jake! Where are you !? - Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up Torres'd
A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.
1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres" 2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"