A fork of Rural Dictionary
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service." "No, fuck. Leave me alone."
While in the act of oral sex the female or males lips will touch the base of your penis. or Deep throating
Kate: "I will have to touch base with you sometime next week" Dave: "that would be fabulous
To briefly update someone on future plans. Usually associated with business deals.
Yo! Bigz when you wanna touch base on this tree situation.
When two or more males with the same sexual persuasion grasp the base of each other's cock's and mimic shaking hands with each other until they simultaneously ejaculate.
Hey tom do you want to meet up behind the admin building and touch base
Phrase used when the person speaking at you desires acknowledgement, to their self, for their effort in the conversation.
I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.
to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with
John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls? Tony: He's touching base. John: That's too bad.
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.
Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base." Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?" Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base." Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?" Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important." Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."