Country Dictionary

A sexual move: Party A licks Party B's ass hole, and continuing that lick, goes up the back and then, in a circular motion with the tongue, continues the lick all up in the hair of Party B.

Hey Helga, I could really use a toupe right now!

when a guy is watching a movie with a girl with a sleeveless shirt, and puts his arm around the girl, and his underarm hair lays on top of her head

Julia: Hey cindy how was the movie with richard? Cindy: It would have been better but i had a stanky toupe blocking my view.

the devil symptoms; to have large horns grow from one's forehead

wow! that guy is toupsing, his horns nearly knocked me out when he turned his head.

Arkansas/Lousiana slang term for a frog gigging expedition.

"Rodney and Kyle took Billie out on his first Toups last night."

A toupe for women. Usually worn by the balding younger generation, this lovely patch of fine curly hair is placed upon the sparce area and combed into the original hair.

Leila eats the poop soup while she wears a toupe.

....anything random

granda at the party dropped her toupe;i took a toupe on the front lawn; i stripped down to my toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!