A fork of Rural Dictionary
Three Dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!" Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes... Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary! Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and said "I need about treefiddy" silence Kyle: What's treefiddy? Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents Chef's mom: Treefiddy Stan: He wanted money? Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddam money!" Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more