Country Dictionary

Troner

A truck boner. Often occurs when real men find themselves near a badass vehicle, such as a Humvee.

Bubbles: He’s got a troner.
Ricky: A what?
Bubbles: Truck boner.

Troner

An erection caused from the vibrations of the road on a long car trip.

I'm worried about getting a troner on this long drive!

Troners

What Colleen Ballinger calls underwear/panties.

Colleen: "Hey Erik, do you need new troners?"
Erik: "What-"

troner

A boner caused from thinking about or watching the movie Tron, usually caused from Olivia Wilde, and possibly resulting in a geekgasm.

Dude, I just got Tron Legacy on Bluray. I've had a raging troner all day.

troner

a boner thats 3 times bigger

i have a troner

Troner

The shape of a boner caused by an embarrassing fold in the crotch of one's trousers.

"Dude, I went like ten minutes back there without realising I had a troner."