A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds
damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!
That which Burgals Turds
Matthew Oakley is a Turd Burgaler.
"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"