A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.
"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"
When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob
"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out
coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes
"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"
A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.
That guy over there is a turd burgular!
Carly Delores Keefe of bensalem pennsylvania on roaslie avenue.
Dayummn that carly is such a turd burgular.