A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner
Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group
a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.
The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P
The consistency and form of a turd.
Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"
A word used to describe something or someone annoying.
Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"