A fork of Rural Dictionary
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innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"
"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"
Turps are the tattered bits at the bottom of trousers (especially long/baggy trousers) caused by being walked on. Turps tend to appear more on the trousers of Alteratives/Metallers due to common styles...
"I just tripped on my turps" or "someone kept standing on my turps all through the gig"