A fork of Rural Dictionary
innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"
"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"
Turps are the tattered bits at the bottom of trousers (especially long/baggy trousers) caused by being walked on. Turps tend to appear more on the trousers of Alteratives/Metallers due to common styles...
"I just tripped on my turps" or "someone kept standing on my turps all through the gig"
Dusty nappy ass hair usually has small penis popular gets most girls athletic and a bum