Country Dictionary

Tyme is the new time. Nuf sed.

I had a good tyme! Insert funky GIF

Someone who enjoys autisticly screeching and will crawl towards you like a spider to tear your soul straight out of your body turning you into an empty husk.

Person#1: Crawls towards person#2 screeches then tears the soul out of person#2 dooming him to a fate worse then death Person#2 haha your such a TYME!!!!!!

The difference between tyme and time is that t"i"me refers to the time of day as t"y"me refers to a specific action that is going to take place.

time- what time is it? 8:35 tyme- what tyme is it? its smash tyme :D

Having a good time. Usually with the help of an abundance of women and alcohol (and possibly other mind altering substances).

John: "Man last night was pretty dope.." Brian: "Yeah man I had a tyme!"

An unshaven anus, usually belonging to a woman.

'tyme's 70's porn was so gross; all the women had wolfholes

An ATM in Wisconsin

Before we go, I have to stop at a Tyme Machine to get some more cash.

Another name for an ATM. Used by people from Wisconsin.

Before I go out I need to stop by the tyme machine. I'm broke as a joke.