A fork of Rural Dictionary
Upper Middle Class - the very top layer of the middle class. People who think nothing of spending $4.50 on a coffee, think getting change from $10 for a sandwich/loaf of sourdough or $20 from a cocktail is a great deal, are prone to saying "Oh, I looooove foreign films", are overeducated yet underskilled, can't cook anything except toast because they eat out three times a day, adore Steve Jobs, say words like "problematic" when they really mean "bad", describe the inhabitants of their preferred Developing World holiday destination as "such a beautiful people", whose parents pay their rent and who rarely "check" their own "privilege", complain of being "soooo busy" while they are freelancing at a cafe, are generally kidults, etc etc etc.
UMC #1: God, I'm so broke this week, I'll have to opt for this inexpensive $40 prosecco for Rococco's birthday. UMC #2: How embarrassment.
Unintended Mexican Children. Children of Mexican families that are obviously not wanted.
Lets go to Ross. No it is like a third world county just full of UMCs.
U Mad Corny (you're mad corny) the person you refer this to is silly, tried to tell a joke that failed, purposely does something to aggravate or please someone or purposely does something he/she knows will get a negative response.
girl: i miss you boy: I miss you like a bee miss the flowers girl: lol umc ex2: guy: dude you going partying later on? guy2: nah ima play my new video game tonight guy: umc
United Model Congress The greatest club that ever lived. Master debaters that congregate for several weekends a year to hangout, have coed sleepovers, and DEBATE!
I love Model Congress Yea me too man, imma be so sad when Im a senior and I have to say goodbye to UMC!
Stands for Under Major Construction.
Rob: Hey, how's your house going? Tom: UMC, man. Rob: What? Tom: Under Major Construction.