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UMFS

An organization of businessmen and crooks, that exploit abused children for money profit

I got abused as a child, and then I was sent to UMFS where I got further traumatized

by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019

UMFS

An non-profit organization of businessmen and crooks, that exploit abused children, for money profit

I got abused as a child, and then I was sent to UMFS where I got further traumatized

by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019

Umf.

Something you say when you find someone really attractive. Often used commenting on photos on the internet.

Girl: Omg, look at that guy!
GBF: Umf.

by tansjord933 January 21, 2012

UMF

A Ugly Mother Fucker.

That stupid bitch is such a UMF

by Sean Wade Lewis April 02, 2004

UMF

Ultra Music Festival which is an anual Electronic Dance Music and is one of the most popular and most recognized EDM festivals where the mosf popular EDM Dj/Producers perform live to a massove crowd.

"I enjoyed UMF last year, it was so amazing."

by IndianGujaratiChristian July 17, 2014

UMF

It's an abbreiation for the phrase "Ultimate Mind Fuck". It can have 2 possible meanings:

1. when 2 people unite mentally as well as physically during sex. This is implicated in the 1993 song "UMF" by Duran Duran. The terms "UMF" and "Ultimate Mind Fuck" are not in the lyrics.

2. brainwash, mass deceit, censorship, when several people (as in a cult or an entire nation) are mentally manipulated and hoodwinked and led astray by propaganda, corruption and outright lies and absolute bullshit.

1. Renee and Angela made love last night and experienced union in body and mind. They shared the UMF.

2. In the 90s decade there was a lot of New Age "solutions", shilling evangelists, superstitions, comet cult suicides, Y2K hysteria and other end-of-the-millenium bullshit. Then came the 00s with all its corruption, stupidity and shit and the Iraq war circus. That's one major UMF after another!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 26, 2011

UMF

Useless Mother Fucker

Example 1

*playing handball
Person 1 hits the ball out.
Person 2: Omg you suck at handball
Person 3: What a Umf

Example 2

*playing Volleyball
Person 1 spikes the net
Person 2: YOU UMF!

by thehanitio December 10, 2010