A fork of Rural Dictionary
Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'. 'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand. Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.
'Man that guy is so utes, he doesn't do anything' 'This party is utes, there's no one here'
The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.
The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.
The team of the biggest idiots in college football. They play cream filled cupcakes every year to try and assure an undefeated season. Their fans are known for their douschyness and thinkin their team is much better than they really are.
Ute fan: Man the utes are so freakin good this year. Your response: Who have they played this year? Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.
Under The Skin. Used as a replacement name for someone who is often annoying or has annoying tendencies.
Lloyd is often annoying or does annoying things!. He can now be called UTS instead of his real name until he no longer gets under your skin.
UTS is the University of Technology, Sydney - not to be mistaken for the University of Sydney. UTS is known for a few things, including: 1. Being a University without an Arts department, putting all liberal arts subjects under the banner of 'Communications' because that's more technology-centric. 2. The chant 'S.L.U.T.S' which stands for 'The Student League of UTS' - an organisation that was eventually removed by the union due to the chant. 3. Having enough breaks in every Engineering lecture so that the engineers have time to go the bar and get another drink. 4. A complete lack of internet and/or phone reception in the entire campus. 5. The Tower Building - the ugliest building in Sydney.
UTS Engineering Student 1: "I was too drunk to find the University this morning - I ended up at Haymarket campus by mistake" UTS Engineering Student 2: "I hate it when that happens. Normally I just look for the Tower Building and use it as a beacon" UTS Engineering Student 1: "Yeah, but it hurts my eyes"
Unix Time Stamp, the time keeping system to replace our current calendars. Based solely on the SI unit of time, the second, it originated from Unix based operating system to avoid having to use an unnecessary amount of units for the same measurement (i.e. time). Its epoch starts on the 1970 January 1.
The 2017-01-01T00:00:00Z new year is just an arguably too recurrent milestone in the flawed Gregorian calendar and is nothing special in Unix time, but whatevs happy 1 483 228 800 UTS!