A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of breathing heavily into a microphone, cell phone etc., without realizing it. Breathing is often heard when the microphone is too close to one's nostrils.
Hey Dave? You're vadering REALLY badly, dude. I'll have to either turn down the volume, or you need to pull that mic out of your nose...
Unknowingly breathing heavily (like Darth Vader) into the receiver during a conference call thus distracting or disturbing other callers.
Bob, is that you Vadering? I can't understand anything. Please mute!
Jumping in the air while somebody pretends to force choke you. Looks better if done with a low camera angle facing upwards.
Vadering: Person A, holds their hand up as if force choking somebody. Person B, jumps in the air and holds their hands around their throat as if being choked.
The act off shining a light on your penis, in a dark room to project the head of your penis on a wall. By doing this you will have the result of a "Darth Vader Helmet" on your wall.
Dude last night I was so hard so I started vadering on my wall. It was awesome
Unable to resist the temptation of; much like Darth Vader was unable to resist the Dark Side.
I’ll try my best to steer clear, but I know I am going to Vader A cock eventually.
A word mysteriously graffitied on both sides of a bridge in west London
“What do you think Vaderism means?” “Idk probably something about Star Wars”
Darth Vader, formally Anakin Skywalker. Turns evil from good, then back again. He's a total kickass. Was trained by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Who also kicks ass. Wears big black suit, scary. His nickname used to be Ani. Villian but actually the victim. The main character in the Star Wars saga.
Palpatine: Lord Vader? Can you hear me? Darth Vader:*Breaths* Yes Master Palpatine: Rise.