A fork of Rural Dictionary
Toilet paper! Please see Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 1: Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom? Example 2: Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done! Example 3: Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.