A fork of Rural Dictionary
WAD - what a dick - wuht ay dik -- An androgynous expression used as a release of disapproving energy toward another individual. Commonly used as a replacement for such expressions as "no," "i don't agree," "you are being greedy," "you are lacking expertize." Currently trademarked by Michael F. Surman Esquire, the phrase has captured the hearts and minds of all young individuals throughout the Midwood-Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn and the Greater Garbage Dump Region of Staten Island.Also popularized by members on the NICO Forums - Altima Coupe sub-section by members who like turtles.
Real-Life usage of the WAD: Arthur: Mike is that my lighter? Mike: WAD! Matt: I want purple lights!!! Mike: WAD! Waiter: Sir your food is ready! Mike: WAD! Arthur: yo im gonna go blaze a blunt with my boy .... Mike : WAD ! and ur no inviting me... aight i see how it is Mike: hey do you guys have any available uhal trucks.... Truck Guy: no sorry we are all out.. Mike : WOW WAD !!! Random Occurrence: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WAD! Inquiring Customer: Excuse me sir do you have any WD40 Your Face: No but i think youre a WAD40
Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.
My opening line on Tinder was that my dick was a WAD. She never replied. Can't imagine why.
Wednesday Afternoon Drinks. The earlier version of or prelude to WND. Probably the best of all AD's, because Wednesday is just a great day to go out drinking. Best enjoying in moderation, having WND on a weekly basis is fine, a weekly WAD however will lead to serious brain damage. Also be careful combining WAD with too many other AD's during the same week. MAD, TAD, ThAD and FAD are fine, but WAD is best!
A: Are we going for WND today? B: Why not make it a WAD for once? A: I'm in!
acronym for "what a disgrace"...kinda says it all!
When a person doesn't live a tip after good service, I say: WAD (What A Disgrace!). When you don't leave the big piece 'o chicken for your guest, I say WAD (What a Disgrace!). When I see men wearing short, stained, T-Shirts with big beer guts sticking out...What do I say? WAD...What a disgrace!
Stands for wet ass dick, just like how the WAP stands for wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that’s a WAD, that’s a WAD