Country Dictionary

What are friends for?

Hey Bestie, can you buy me big Mac on your way back?
Ofc, WAFF? One Big Mac coming.

What a fucking fail.

Used to describe something that is even more of a fail then an epic fail.

"That dude slipped over while attempting to do parkour"

"WAFF"

Translation: what are friends for??

When a friend does something unexpected or just down right nice for you, respond by saying WAFF

What a fuck face. Used commonly on douche bags.

"dude did you see her reject that guy?" "Yeah bro, WAFF."

A fart in which is inconspicuously released!

Rich, did you just waff?

Translates to 'warm and fluffy fanfiction'. Not only for yaoi/yuri fanfictions, but any in which there is romance.
Usually doesn't go past the 'citrus' rating.

The fanfiction summary wanred that the fic would be full of waffy moments

Waffe is the man. He is usually the fattest/tallest guy in the friend group/crew. He is occasionally funny but is also serious at times. He knows all about random shit like firecrackers. You get mad at him but you can't hate him, he is that guy. He is usually not very intelligent and one of the dumbest people you know but that's why you love him so much.

WAFFE- yo guys wanna use some firecrackers
MAtt- ok sure but they aren't legal in this state
Waffe- ight