Country Dictionary

Waffe is the man. He is usually the fattest/tallest guy in the friend group/crew. He is occasionally funny but is also serious at times. He knows all about random shit like firecrackers. You get mad at him but you can't hate him, he is that guy. He is usually not very intelligent and one of the dumbest people you know but that's why you love him so much.

WAFFE- yo guys wanna use some firecrackers
MAtt- ok sure but they aren't legal in this state
Waffe- ight

Translates to 'warm and fluffy fanfiction'. Not only for yaoi/yuri fanfictions, but any in which there is romance.
Usually doesn't go past the 'citrus' rating.

The fanfiction summary wanred that the fic would be full of waffy moments

When you've lost a screw or two (or the whole toolbox) and gone mad.
Synonym: crazy, insane

Yooo, we are all so waff.

What are friends for?

Hey Bestie, can you buy me big Mac on your way back?
Ofc, WAFF? One Big Mac coming.

Warm And Fuzzy Feelings - a term used when referring to yaoi/yuri fanfics that are more sentimental and mushy romance than all-out fucking (see PWP)

WAFF stories never go far past the citrus rating.

English slang for cocaine, predominantly used in the northern region.

Who’s chippin 20 quid for this waff then ?

A bullshit story. Colloquial slang at Shrewsbury School.

"Last season skiing I did a triple back flip of this 10m kicker."

"Waff"