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What would morbius do. Something you need to say before making any important life decisions. It allows you to know what Morbius, the main character from the movie of all time would do. This is always the right course of action.
Person 1: i heard youve been considering shooting up the school
Quiet Kid: yeah i was thinking about it, but then i said WWMD
Person 1: so youre not gonna shoot up the school?
Quiet Kid: Nah, im gonna bomb it instead, its what morbius would do
Person 1: oh goo- wait what the fu-
What Would McLovin Do?
When your being chastized by police officers, ask yourself: WWMD, or What would McLovin do?
What Would Megatron Do?
This simple question helps us look into our darker selves when wondering what ethical route we should take.
My enemy turned his back to me. Hmmm, WWMD?
I'm low on energy. WWMD?
He's begging for mercy. WWMD?
Strive for peace or world domination? WWMD?
Stands for "What Would Michelle Do"
When in doubt people should ask themselves what Michelle Phelps the worlds fastest female swimmer would do. She is very insightful and makes very good decisions.