A fork of Rural Dictionary
Welna is usually ugly and think she's all that, she wears dirty pants all the time and tries to steal other girls man. She's usually jealous of girls that start with the letter M and S. She wants attention and tries to get it in the wrong ways.
Girl 1: You saw Welna today?
Girl 2: Yea she in the bathroom
Girl 3: Oh, she probably tryna fix her nappy hair
The most powerful female form in the observable and yet-to-be observed universe.
Jim: Did you hear about Welna?
Bob: No?
Jim: *reaches for radio* Take him out.