A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be absolutely fucked off of liquor.
Wamm-oh-ed
Had a good time last night. Got absolutely whammoed.
When a person unzips his pants and his balls flop out and land all over someone’s face.
Created by mortals but sounds like the Gods themselves farted tunefully through a cranked up amp after a night of popcorn and beans.
Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.
"Man, I went to that Illuminatus gig last night and the Whammo blew me away!"