A fork of Rural Dictionary
the toilet (usually in a bar)
I've got to go hit the wizzer.
A car or motorcycle.
"Alright mate , You seen my new wizzer ? Bought it yesterday."
something super cool, or beyond awesome.
yeah, the show at the metro last night was wizzer. wizzer shoes, bro. they look good.
(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way: 1. When you've held it for a long time 2. A special or unique piss 3. A long whizz.
1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer! 2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall. Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer! 3. John: I need to take a wizzer. Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!
WIZER or WIZZER: Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis
Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"