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Wolfbag

When someone ties a piece of bacon to a string and puts it down their sexual partners throat and then pulls it out when they are having an orgasm to cause them to throw up.

Jessica spewed all over my bed when i wolfbagged her last night.

by Hot-Box April 15, 2009

Wolfbag

The scrotum of an undomesticated canine.

"Bridal gowns in the remote steppes of Siberia are traditionally made of wolfbag leather."

"Wolfbag licking is a dangerous act of zoological paraphilia."

"Mogli, although in his mid 40s and happily settled in a man village, still fondle remembered the scent of wolfbag."

"In the extreme Alaskan winters, wolfbags retract."

"Only the softest pillows would do for Princess Dianna, so she had wolfbag fuzz specially imported from Ukraine."

by SirExpertProfessor May 03, 2020

Wolfbag

1. A giant bag of wolves.
2. A complete tool bag who has a six pack
3. A person who refers to his/herself by their middle name
4. Synonomous with douchebags
5. A bag full of used feminine products
6. A physical traininer who only trains fellow males

That kid Chris is such a wolfbag.

Wow look at Mike hes being such a wolfbag today.
Our class president is such a wolfbag.

by wbags123 June 30, 2010

wolfbag

during anal intercourse your female partner gags herself purposely to constrict her rectum and cause pre-mature ejaculation (thank you miss).

bitch wolfbagged me, and i blasted one up in her.

by cattle battle May 05, 2003

wolfbagging

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of wolfbagging, and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by Sumo March 28, 2004

wolfbagging

The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex.

I was seriously hurt while wolfbagging.

by Woody March 09, 2005

wolfbagging

To stick your fingers down a persons throat whilst also 'fucking' them in the arse, creating a satisfying clench on your cock.

No Mrs. Stone, i'm just not into wolfbagging.

by Cheese Pie April 15, 2003