A fork of Rural Dictionary
The anus of a person who is about to receive anal sex.
I stuck my morning wood right in her woodring, that woke her up.
Male with abnormaly large penis.
Dang look at that guy, what a lucky woodring.
Noun 1. The residue of semen left around one's mouth after performing oral sex. The male's load leaves its mark after ejaculation. 2. One who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. Usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. Not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons.
Definition 1: Boy: Babe, you were great. Girl: Did I clean it all off? Boy: No, I still see a woodring Definition 2: Steve: Hey Adam, why are you a Miami Heat fan? You're from New Jersey! Adam: Because they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the 2006 finals and I'm a Phoenix Suns fan and i hate the Mavericks. Steve: Okay, so why are you a USC fan? Adam: Because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there. Steve: Alright, so why are you a Florida Gators fan? Adam: Because I got a Gators t-shirt as a gift and I don't feel like a loser while wearing it. Steve: You're such a woodring!
a seventh grade teacher at the Bullis school, whom youd die from, b/c of 2nd hand smoking. Monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks! Tuesday: little less, but youll still die. Wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you'll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius. Thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least Friday: OH GOD!! I had to hold my breath when I entered the building he was in! Weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!
Bullis kid: "hey do you know where I could find Mr. Woodring? Other Bullis kid: "yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!