A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person 1: ALL HELL NO! Person 2: What? Person 1: I stepped in some Wozniak
the guy who owns sonic jam. i think he was a youtuber? idk all i know is he owns sonic jam.
Guy1: Hey do you know who Scott Wozniak is? guy2: yeah he owns sonic jam.
The real founder and true visionary of apple, whose rightful fame and place in history Steve Jobs stole.
Guy #1:"Steve Jobs is so great! He founded apple!" Guy #2:"Umm, no, Steve Wozniak founded helped create apple and invented the apple 2, the greatest computer ever made."
When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice
W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.