Country Dictionary

YAWNS (Young And Wealthy but Normal).

You wouldn't think our 30 year old neighbors are wealthy by the looks of it, but I hear they pull down 200K a year. They must be YAWNS

yawning

a stretchy breathe.

f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

When you're tired, and your jaw opens and you let out a gust of mighty man wind. Sometimes it sounds like a fart, but it works...Kind of

Oh jee willikers, I sure am tired...YAAAAWWWWNNing right now. The person would then open their jaw, yawns, and unleash fury

The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas.

Me: Darn you!! Stop yawning!!!
Ac: I can't help it!! *Yawn* I'm tired!! I got potatoed to death last night!!

what you do when you're tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.

*yawn*

A common sign of lack of sleep or boredom. It erupts from your mouth, kind of like a weird moan. Very contagious. You could experience a series of yawns just by seeing, hearing, and or thinking about yawning.

I have yawned 4.. no 5 times just while typing this definition.

FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this.